Adopted Girl Asks To Get Roasted And Reddit Delivers In Passionately Brutal Fashion

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mattstaff
Jan 28, 2019 5:00 PM EST

The roasters of Reddit is still here to remind the world that words strung together creatively, can leave a steaming burn on the self-esteem, or hopefully, just laughter in the face of whatever people put out as their opinion. There's an admirable strength about the people who willingly put themselves out there to get roasted and toasted. I wonder how each individual takes the onslaught of fiery words, but I imagine, or hope, they consider what they're signing up for before taking action. 

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    Hair
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  • 02
    Text - Flapapa 4h Trading you for half a pack of generic cigarettes is not considered putting you up for adoption.
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  • 03
    Text - hytntap 2h All jokes aside. You look like you have no soul. Serious case of shark eyes
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    Text - gmcannon 18m You're another one of those basic girls who has seen some hardship and acts like they've seen it all. You were probably adopted by some loving parents and judging by the room your in are upper-middle class. Posting here and the combo thereof of makeup, slight sob-story, and about 2 hours of prep for this selfie leads me to believe you get off on the adulation of others your own ego and inflated sense of hardship and self- importance only feed back into your ego which is equal
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  • 05
    Text - somelusedmyusername 4h Mom said "I want to avoid teenage drama", and here we are now
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  • 06
    Text - wrathy_tyro 3h I get that you have baggage but you don't need to keep it all under your eyes.
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  • 07
    Text - GamertagzFTW 3h Wow a face not even a mother could love. I can see why she put you up for adoption
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  • 08
    Text - jeffrossenviesme 5h Looks like you came out a disappointment and have done a great job living up to her expectations
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  • 09
    Text - Copendon 4h The A4 size paper does nothing to take focus away from the giant thing on your face you call a nose. Try size A3 next time.
    via u/IDidntRageQuit
  • 10
    Text - DanielTheDragonslaye 4h Your new parents had a choice, they made the wrong one.
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  • 11
    Text - Shitstaynes 2h You're perfect for me - I have acid reflux and you look as bland as toast.
    via u/IDidntRageQuit
  • 12
    Text - Poupas5 3h You didnt Rage quit, but your mom did
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  • 13
    Text - Drymiau 4h You'll never be the man your mother is.
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  • 14
    Text - corploafer 4h I look at you and see the words '80 year old millionaire', 'dead' and 'contests prenup'.
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    Text - a-snakey 3h That nose bridge can sub in for the golden bridge but it cant bridge your relationship with ya mom.
    via u/IDidntRageQuit

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